DESCENT
DESCENT is a Proprietary 6-level mastermind™ on how to become an invasive species, for women who are ready to stop playing it small and start playing dirty.
in this exclusive 6 week mastermind, you will…
✔ Master the WWE Body Slam Method™ for people pleasers
✔ Discover that GOD™ is literally Gary (he knows nothing)
✔ Leave a eulogy on the Rest in Hell Hotline™ for everyone who has done you dirty.
✔ Replace every “sorry” with an oink or grunt
✔ Start your own religion (a teenage boy did it with a rock in a hat)
✔ Graduate as a Certified Invasive Species™
· Six live Sundays on Zoom ·
· Nov 8 – Dec 13, 2026 · 11am CST ·
the next 25 women get a signed copy of my poetry book!!
Have you ever…
😭 been afraid that if you are fully seen they will burn you at the stake whilst wearing victorian night garb?
😩 had a sneaking suspicion that if you step into your power, a piano will literally fall onto your head?
😌 wanted to reclaim your voice but feel that your childhood trauma is making u as mute as helen keller?
🤤 wanted to own your truth but feel scared that everyone will hate u and u will be alone forever with 30 cats?
✌🏼felt that the “good girl” archetype runs your life???
If you answered yes to any of these…I have the solution for you.
And it is not what you think.
This is not about healing. This is not about your inner child.
This is about you becoming a feral hog.
What they don’t want you to know is that feral hogs hold the key to you becoming your highest self.
Many brilliant women fear stepping fully into their power...
I know this terror so well.
Two years ago, I was at rock bottom. I had a crippling oat milk addiction, a credit score of -789, and my chakras were literally in collections.
Then one night, a feral hog visited me in a dream. She looked me dead in the eye and said girl, get up.
My life changed overnight. then I spent the next few hours developing a never before revealed framework, and I’m sharing a taste of it for free at Why You Should Become a Feral Hog™ on November 3rd.
But then the hog came back in A second dream and This time she was wearing eyeliner. eyeliner! i couldn’t believe it. in this dream she said “one night is not enough.”
So I built DESCENT, the full six-week Proprietary mastermind™, for women ready to go underground to grow their tusks, and become masters at ecosystem destruction.
Because the key to overcoming your fears as a woman is not healing.
It is ecosystem destruction.
And I can teach you how.
why be a princess when you could be an invasive species?
taught to be a princess
forced to be pestilence & rumors of war
“i used to believe I was nothing. All my life was separation, a large hole in my heart that yearned to belong. At DESCENT, the forgotten me stirred, stood up, looked around, and said 'Fuck yeah, I'm ready!' I found I am worth fighting for. I can be sensitive and still be a powerful motherfucking woman who takes no shit. I'm back on my goddess throne.”
-Deb, DESCENT in-person attendee
DESCENT is a six-week online mastermind masterclass led by me, Emma Zeck. it is Six live Sundays of ritual, writing, performance and absurdity, for women ready to stop playing small and start saying oink.
Starts November 8. $497. payment plans available, as low as $106 every 2 weeks.
THE CURRICULUM
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for the woman who says yes when she means no.
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firing the voice in your head that sounds like god because he is actually a beige man with a clipboard who literally knows nothing.
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the art of performance as the creator of culture. here, being too much is literally the assignment.
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a funeral for everyone who did you dirty. bring matches, and don’t be nice.
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for the woman who still apologizes for existing. stop it. become an invasive species instead.
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in 1820, a 14 year old boy had a vision in the woods and started a whole religion that still has millions of followers 200 years later. look it up.
u can literally write the book.
Sundays, November 8 – December 13
11am CST · Women (trans women included) and femmes, 18+ ·
$497.
The next 25 women to sign up get a signed copy of my poetry book in the mail!
Doors close Nov 5.
payment plans available.
What you get
The Feral Hog Bible
A new gospel written by us over six weeks full of your art. When the HOA rules creep back in, and they will, this is what you open. The six weeks end but the art LIVES FOREVER!
Six live gatherings, up to 18 hours with me.
Every Sunday, November 8 – December 13, 11am CST on Zoom. 2-3 hours of me literally ramming into ur head, with love.
🐗 Graduate as a Certified Invasive Species™ (CIS™) and get an official certificate.
Accredited by the International Board of Feral Hogs (me).
Every teaching, forever
The teachings are recorded and yours forever. The rituals are for the room only. So when we go deep the recording stops.
The group of women, forever
Lifetime access to the DESCENT community of hogs: every woman from every cohort, past and future.
What you can expect each sunday:
we drop in. i share the weeks theme. we assume invasive species uniform through different ultra top secret spiritual practices. everyone is changed.
repeat. for 6 weeks. imagine what your life could look like…
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you’re looking for a guru. i’m literally a poet in bloomers.
you are Gary.
***Women, femmes, and trans women only. 18+. Hogs of every level welcome.
"The level of being in my body and connected to my body — I did not experience that before. I'm very much an overthinker, an in-my-head person. I can analyze and read a million books and hear all the theories and take all the workshops. DESCENT was a level of embodiment where all the doors were off the hinges. It was the most wild and playful experience with the most vulnerable parts of myself. Now I can come back and take pieces of DESCENT HOME WITH ME, and build my own world."
-Michelle, DESCENT in-person attendee
“What DESCENT brought me into was touching extremes I haven't touched in years. I can feel a part of me I buried clawing her way out of the mud, asking me to create art with her. Can I trust myself to be fucking messy and feral and expressive and big?”
-Addy, DESCENT in-person attendee
You won't find this anywhere else, because nobody else is crazy enough to build it.
I'm Emma Zeck. A poet, outlaw folk singer, a walking menace, satirist, and ritualist, out of Austin, Texas by way of Kansas. I have been plagued with misunderstandings from the public by writing a book called Everything Is Beautiful And I Want To Die, so i know what its like to want to hide and not step into your power.
So I built DESCENT because I was going to wither if I stayed small.
A feral hog once visited me in a dream and said girl, get up, taught me to oink, and I was forever changed.
Yes, this is real. No, I am not kidding.
No, results are not guaranteed.
!! warning !!
Side effects may include: blocking the narcissist in your life with one word. being more honest. Saying no to the gig with the creepy man. Throwing up at the thought of your old life. creating beautiful, blasphemous art. Losing all tolerance for people-pleasing. taking a piss on the letter from an abuser.
Remembering you have power.
Ask your doctor if DESCENT is right for you. (Your doctor will say no.)
**DESCENT is art and ritual and hogging. this is not therapy, and doesn’t replace it.
questions??
i’m not creative, would i belong?
I call bullshit on that belief as we are all inherently creative but yes, you would absolutely belong. The prerequisite to join is not talent or craft or creativity. It is a desire to leave a life of domestication, go rogue and piss off Gary.
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extremely.
there are real rituals & real writing & real women & a real feral hog bible. this is not a drill. the hog is real. and it will chnage you, i gurantee it.